A day in definitions

Sleepy nap head: A condition that strikes when a nap is fulfilling more of your sleep needs then your attempt to actually "go to bed" at night. You know you have it when it takes you more then 15 minutes after the nap to be able to speak, you only communicate in grunts and nods. Other symptoms are sheet face (where the sheets have left crease indentations on your face), drool chin (where you've got a shiny patch of drool that's dried on your chin), and my favorite "the huh's" (where people are saying things to you but you're only thought after each statement is huh.).

Eviction (w)hor-o-mones: A very intense blend of hormones that actually makes there appearance near the eviction of children from very pregnant women. This is not to be joked about, it's a serious situation one that requires a sensitive ear and a near constant filter on the statments made to the (w)hor-o-moner. One wrong thing said to the person experiencing this blend of hormones will lead to immediaite freak out consisting of uncontrollable weeping, doubt of the very deepest variety, threats of divorce and moving back in with ones mother and an intense need for ANY food craving within moments of thinking of it. Be careful, do not AGGITATE the (w)hor-o-moner by bringing the hormones to the persons attention, do not mention that "this is because she's oh so very pregnant" and do not under ANY situation laugh. There are states that allow this person to kill husbands with NO penalty, NY doesn't happen to be one of them but if you're close enough to the CT, NJ, TN, CA, FL, TX border then you should be worried.

Ineedtodo: When said swiftly it means - the need to be doing something. The need is not met because the something is unable to be defined. Nothing will be enjoyed, decided on, accomplished, or experienced in any way until the Ineedtodo's have passed. Things that can help Ineedtodo's pass are Giada Delaurentis, making iced tea in the sunshine and jumping in cold pools.