Terrificly Random Tuesday

• I'm not sleeping well and yet somehow I still dream for what seems like hours and hours. Last nights dream was SO hilarious (apply sarcasim like thick buttercream frosting on freshly baked cupcakes) I went to the doctor and the lady slide the scale to 250 and then it STAYED there and the nurse said: You've gained about 60 l-b-s's in the past week; do you know what this means? And I say sobbing that I shouldn't have made cupcakes and she says "No, you're other baby showed up" and then I go into a serious freak out because I am only ready for ONE baby not TWO babies and that's when my water breaks and I realize I'm screwed.
  
• After HOURS of hunting and 7 different stores yesterday I found Ball canning jars and today I will be making strawberry jam and pickles. Yes, it's come to this. Did you know that in Indiana the Ball canning people founded Ball State University and that there are mansions on the grounds of the university that are INCREDIBLE. One fourth of July I had the pleasure of spending the day at one of these places with my very oldest friend Dani. What a fantastic time that was. For those of you that know me this was before Vincent.
• Okay you've probably seen this video about Christian the Lion and being reunited with the people that raised him but can I just say that my pregnant self cried and cried and cried at this video because the lion remembered them and how loved they must have felt in that moment.
• Most passive aggressive use of the DVR ever took place last Thursday night. The only show that I'm actually amused by lately is My Boys on TBS and the FH stopped the recording of this show at the 10 minute point because he was "frustrated" to see the red light on the DVR box. This is where you do the Scooby Doo head shake because this my friends, not smart. He's still breathing because it wasn't a new episode.